help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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