your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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