And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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