Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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