Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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