on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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