Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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