im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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