Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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