So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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