I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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