the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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