..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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