she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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