Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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