giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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