I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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