Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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