Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
