That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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