we made out on top of his cat.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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