Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
We need a shit load of segways right now
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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