This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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