Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he fucked my hip out of place.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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