it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize