I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
