If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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