she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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