yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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