You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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