Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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