So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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