Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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