Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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