So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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