bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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