All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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