i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
