it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
someone get that fucking seahorse.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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