Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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