operation have a gay friend backfired
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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