can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
And then he peed in my hair
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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