We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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