I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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