that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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