I queefed so loud it echoed.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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