sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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