I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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