now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I party with great urgency now.
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