Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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