If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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