She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Drunk is a universal language darling
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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