Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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