Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Randomize
