I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
